3 definitions by amoeba

dicot

1. one of the categories of plants characterized by organized vascular bundles and branched leaf veins
2. the gang rivals of the monocots

"Di-cots! represent. screw monocots with their frikkin unorganized vascular bundles."
"yo, monocot. don't be all up in my stomata."

by amoeba April 10, 2005

tantric

tantric (-trk) adj.

of or relating to bizarre and humorous behavior.

after matt cova shit on his girlfriend's chest, his friends considered him tantric.

by amoeba September 5, 2003

ones if

kinda like what if

ones if you are a fuckin moron called ssttiinngg.....????

by amoeba July 1, 2003