manstrained

Constrained from manspreading by people sitting immediately next to you on either side.

Packed in like sardines, he was totally manstrained in his seat.

by ambitin April 01, 2023

dummunity

For COVID non-believers and super-spreading patriots, the (eventual) viral immunity you achieve by being a total moron and contracting COVID-19.

While the event did not make the news, it did bring about partial herd dummunity for the attendees as COVID blazed through the group 7 days later.

by ambitin January 18, 2021