1 definition by ambermoonshine
Stagg kids are truly a breed of their own. They range from the overly rich clout chasing racists to the clinically insane kids who brag about being on the FBI watch list. 70% of the school is white, their favorite activities include saying "nigger" when the coast is clear, wearing yoga pants 365 days a year, spending money on concerts for artists they don't listen to, scraning "foenem", and wearing cornrows for just a hint of cultural appropriation. The rest of the population is mostly Arabic kids who are always talking shit about you when they aren't speaking English, some black kids who post too much on their snap story, and like 3 mexicans. Stagg kids as a whole enjoy: going to football games even though we never win, getting cops called on them, trying to get with an unknown freshman, getting McDonald's shut down, throwing ragers, and fighting. There are 5 types of Stagg kids: the one who lost their virginity in 6th grade, the chill one(usually high), one who gets escorted to school by the police, the rich one, the band kid. Stagg kids are extremely funny and always keep you on your toes. Over all, stagg kids know how to party and learn how to deal with problems themselves. The school year is riddled with fights and drug test but hey at least you're not a Sandburg kid right?!
by ambermoonshine October 17, 2019