suck my wang through a straw

Said after a displeasing situation.

Old people translation: "Get the fuck out?!"

"Yo, I saw my gf at the bar with another guy tonight dude."
"Suck my wang through a straw!?!"

by amand-a-saurus rex August 29, 2008

sucks balls

If something just isn't your style.
Or if you don't like something.

"Dude, wanna jam out with Save The Whales Foundation?!"
"No, that fuckin' sucks balls"

"My parents grounded me for last night."
"That sucks balls."

by amand-a-saurus rex August 29, 2008