Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS

Alyssa is a name guys.

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

tomato

a sex position where you get in a tomato costume and throw tomato sauce everywhere while eating tomatoes.
you won't regret it or look like a giant idiot doing it.

"let's do the tomato!"

by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023

ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

💀

a slang word for shitting your pants and eating the shit then fucking 47982438792498427298442897 hoes while pissing everywhere and moaning like "UGI4TEHHUGIUJ 😫😫"

💀

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

rule 135

nobody's claimed grounds of this rule before so i'll claim grounds of this being my number
anyways, if ALYSSA69GAMING2011 cries, it is legally obligated to be for no reason.

ALYSSA69GAMING2011: cries
8,029,098,707 people: rule 135

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

8D

real representation of the penises pf every male urban dicktionary user

8D

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023