ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

yaur

the opposite of naur

"are you stupid"
"yaur"

by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023

barf

paint the town red

..and green

..and blue

..and yellow

..and orange

..and pink

..and purple

through the manner of vomiting

"this tastes like barf!!"

by alyssa69gaming2011 February 19, 2023

rule 135

nobody's claimed grounds of this rule before so i'll claim grounds of this being my number
anyways, if ALYSSA69GAMING2011 cries, it is legally obligated to be for no reason.

ALYSSA69GAMING2011: cries
8,029,098,707 people: rule 135

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 22, 2023

Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS

Alyssa is a name guys.

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

tomato

a sex position where you get in a tomato costume and throw tomato sauce everywhere while eating tomatoes.
you won't regret it or look like a giant idiot doing it.

"let's do the tomato!"

by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023

stupid

My ELA teacher

omg my ELA teacher is so dumb and stupid 😂😂😂😂😂😡😡😱😱☕🔥🤓🤨🤯🙄🙄🥵🥵🥰😘🥰🥵🥵😨😘😐😐😐😘☠☠☠😂😂 like how can't you say "hyperbole" right, idiot?

by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023