alyssa69gaming2011's definitions

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by alyssa69gaming2011 April 22, 2023

Alyssa

Since apparently urban dicktionary will smite you off this plant for not simping for every alyssa walking the face of this earth, i'm just gonna say it. ALYSSA IS THE BEST PERSON EVER, SHE'S MAD HAWT 🔥🔥🔥 AND OMG AHAAAHA FUEL ALYSSA'S SELF ESTEEM FOR 5 PARAGRAPHS

Alyssa is a name guys.

by alyssa69gaming2011 April 23, 2023

Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!

Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!

Gangsta: Yo, G-dog. What the hizzle is up wizzle tha urbandictionizzle? It's mellow scrill yo!
White guy: WTF?
Urbandictionary.com: DEFINITION: Hello, my friend. What is up with urbandictionary.com? I think its great!
White guy: Oh.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

yaur

the opposite of naur

"are you stupid"
"yaur"

by alyssa69gaming2011 December 24, 2023

ixl

cancer

man 1: how do you have cancer?
man 2: i did ixl.

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023

ass juice

that annoying ass glaze (no pun intended) that covers your crack sometimes after going to the bathroom. unidentifiable too. is it piss? sweat? fluoroantimonic acid?

i was trying to go to fifth hour when i felt ass juice in my crack so i had to rush all the way back to the bathroom to wipe it.

by alyssa69gaming2011 September 12, 2022

💀

a slang word for shitting your pants and eating the shit then fucking 47982438792498427298442897 hoes while pissing everywhere and moaning like "UGI4TEHHUGIUJ 😫😫"

💀

by alyssa69gaming2011 June 11, 2023