ally's definitions

vantive

Noun (Civil Service jargon). A query for which there is no clear procedure or instruction, and awaits clarification.

Q. How do we proceed if an applicant has no National Insurance number?

A. Raised as vantive.

by Ally August 16, 2004

quickwankworthy

When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.

If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even quickwankworthy'.

Katie Price's sex tape is shit, it's not even quickwankworthy.

by Ally May 2, 2006

Baswench

Bastard and Wench Combined

Don't be such a baswench!

by Ally February 1, 2004

myspace

1) a place 2 view pictures of depressed teenagers- who listen 2 the same music and all dress the same- taken wiv a crappy webcam at an angle that dus not show their double thin
4) wots the point in having 300 net friends?? go talk 2 sum, ppl!! dont sit infront of a computer
3) a place 2 add random emo kids and send "funi" messages at 3 am in the morning when u pretend 2 b drunk....dus eni more need 2 b sed...??

"rate mi pic or ill eat ur pets coz im an emo kid"

by ally April 5, 2005

froggers

A term for a french class.

Tata, I have to go to froggers!

by Ally July 25, 2003

avril

also known as avril lavigne...real name AVRIL GREEN...a stupid bitch who thinks shes punk wen shes not..someone most people wud like to kill!

Stoopid punk wannabe: "ooo i'm going to see avril tonight hehehehe"me :"AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH DIE"

by Ally July 27, 2004

AYYSS

THE part of a person who's only purpose is to be kicked and kissed

im gonna kick yo AYYSS!

by ALLY January 17, 2004