ally's definitions

vantive

Noun (Civil Service jargon). A query for which there is no clear procedure or instruction, and awaits clarification.

Q. How do we proceed if an applicant has no National Insurance number?

A. Raised as vantive.

by Ally August 16, 2004

blackgrove

a well good surname for a well cool girl

ally blackgrove is a complete legend

by ally January 19, 2005

spit-it

an old italin man that steals sweatpants and rapes little girls

That stupid spit-it tried to get in my little sisters va jing jang

by ally July 2, 2004

froggers

A term for a french class.

Tata, I have to go to froggers!

by Ally July 25, 2003

Baswench

Bastard and Wench Combined

Don't be such a baswench!

by Ally February 1, 2004

quickwankworthy

When something is only worth having a quick wank (masturbation) over.

If it isn't worth a short wank, it becomes 'not even quickwankworthy'.

Katie Price's sex tape is shit, it's not even quickwankworthy.

by Ally May 2, 2006

love actually

a movie about how love actually is everywhere around us even though our world is precieved as a world of hatred. about how so many people are afraid to fly on air plaines since 9/11 and how airports are the place where you can always find love. for example at the baggage claim when u meet up with a loved one you always see hugs and kisses and nice things going around. how on 9ll all the calls from on board the plaine sertantly werent calls of hate they were calls of love. the movie also had a lot of really cute quotes. it follows many peoples love stories including the ones from a prime minister to people who double in porn scenes in movies. i loved this movie tho it was a little confusing to keep it all strait

((when mark talks to his step son about whats wrong and why hes been locking himself in his room and his son says its cuz hes in love))
"im relieved... it could be so much worse"
"worse? you think their are things that are worse then the total agony of being in love?"

by ally August 21, 2004