1 definition by allthesewalls

lurkfest

(noun)

the state of being lurked, getting the double take but in a creepy, negative way.

if you are a young good-looking guy, midnight in the sex store parking lot will be a complete lurkfest in your name, compliments of middle-aged bald guys driving around in white trucks with male adolescent fetishes, and who do have families and wives, but have never left the closet and probably never will.

by allthesewalls June 5, 2007