lurkfest

(noun)

the state of being lurked, getting the double take but in a creepy, negative way.

if you are a young good-looking guy, midnight in the sex store parking lot will be a complete lurkfest in your name, compliments of middle-aged bald guys driving around in white trucks with male adolescent fetishes, and who do have families and wives, but have never left the closet and probably never will.

lurkfest by allthesewalls June 26, 2007

lunkfest 

A meal taking the place of both breakfast and lunch. Unlike "brunch" which is usually a hearty, planned affair in a restaurant, lunkfest usually consists of fast food or whatever food is lying around the house, and is usually the result of sleeping in to the point where eating a separate breakfast and lunch would be impractical.

Guy: I overslept.
Other guy: That sucks, you missed breakfast.
Guy: Who cares? I can still eat lunkfest.

lunkfest by oversleeper March 29, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008