lurkfest

(noun)

the state of being lurked, getting the double take but in a creepy, negative way.

if you are a young good-looking guy, midnight in the sex store parking lot will be a complete lurkfest in your name, compliments of middle-aged bald guys driving around in white trucks with male adolescent fetishes, and who do have families and wives, but have never left the closet and probably never will.

lurkfest by allthesewalls June 26, 2007

lunkfest 

A meal taking the place of both breakfast and lunch. Unlike "brunch" which is usually a hearty, planned affair in a restaurant, lunkfest usually consists of fast food or whatever food is lying around the house, and is usually the result of sleeping in to the point where eating a separate breakfast and lunch would be impractical.

Guy: I overslept.
Other guy: That sucks, you missed breakfast.
Guy: Who cares? I can still eat lunkfest.

lunkfest by oversleeper March 29, 2009