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Definitions by all in the name of jesus

Baby Making Snot 

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.
"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

Dog Hooker

A stray dog that walks around in fish nets hoping to get doggy dick
"that dog hooker really taught me how to put the cock in spaniel if you know what I mean"
The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend
"lets have a cum gun battle"