all in the name of jesus's definitions

Baby Making Snot

Sperm

"you got baby making snot all over my dogs face"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

cow jacked

the act of getting turned on or aroused by milking a cow

"man, I got cow jacked this morning"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019

kael

a guy with a really bad farmers tan

"yooooo you have a kael goin on"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

VSCO girl

An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.

"if I see another VSCO girl saying some sksksksksksksksk type shit I'm gonna kill myself"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019