all in the name of jesus's definitions

Cum Gun

The act of cumming into a super soaker and spraying it on your girlfriend

"lets have a cum gun battle"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

Dog Facial

Having sex with a dog lover and pulling out and finishing on her dog audience.

"I gave a real good dog facial yesterday"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

kael

a guy with a really bad farmers tan

"yooooo you have a kael goin on"

by all in the name of jesus August 27, 2019

VSCO girl

An annoying ass girl from class of 2023 who wears pookah shell necklaces and carries her hydro flask with her everywhere. She has scrunchies up and down both arms and thinks wearing a long t-shirt is an exception for not wearing pants.

"if I see another VSCO girl saying some sksksksksksksksk type shit I'm gonna kill myself"

by all in the name of jesus August 29, 2019