alex shifrin's definitions

bobby card

(n.) in texas hold 'em poker, a card or cards turned by the dealer after all players have folded in order to reveal what would have been the outcome if the hand was played in its entirety.

"jon's all in with three parts of a straight again? i fold. let's see the bobby cards."

by alex shifrin May 18, 2006

heiseled

(v). Having one's veneer of triumph pulled out from under them via the presentation of info leading one to realize that their recent discovery is in fact old news.

Yasha: Look eveyone, I found a video of a great wedding fight.

John: Great. Even better last week when the rest of the world saw it.

Yasha: Zoinks! I just got heiseled!

by alex shifrin August 21, 2007