Definitions by alex shifrin

heiseled 

(v). Having one's veneer of triumph pulled out from under them via the presentation of info leading one to realize that their recent discovery is in fact old news.

Yasha: Look eveyone, I found a video of a great wedding fight.

John: Great. Even better last week when the rest of the world saw it.

Yasha: Zoinks! I just got heiseled!

heiseled by alex shifrin August 21, 2007

bobby card 

(n.) in texas hold 'em poker, a card or cards turned by the dealer after all players have folded in order to reveal what would have been the outcome if the hand was played in its entirety.

"jon's all in with three parts of a straight again? i fold. let's see the bobby cards."

bobby card by alex shifrin May 18, 2006