ahmed's definitions

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

jug

1. A person who has been jugged.

1. Foolish John is a jug.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

jug

1. A crackhead or baser.
2. A person tricked into working for free.

1. That jug smokes rocks.
2. Bob had a jug fix his car.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

baser

1. A synonym for jug.

1. Jackie is a baser.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

jugged

1. To fall for a trap.

1. Poopslack was jugged when he thought I don't eat tacos.

by Ahmed September 6, 2002

sharmoota

bitch in arabic

dont be a sharmoota.

by ahmed November 1, 2003

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003