ahmed's definitions

baser

1. A synonym for jug.

1. Jackie is a baser.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

sharmoota

bitch in arabic

dont be a sharmoota.

by ahmed November 1, 2003

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by Ahmed November 21, 2004

free country

A free country is where the people are able to elect a leader, however the only problem with that is that the people aren't able to forsee what their leader will do and so end up screwing themselves over.

President George W. Bush of the United States, serving the term 2000-2004.
EG The war on Iraq

by Ahmed January 26, 2004

jug

1. A crackhead or baser.
2. A person tricked into working for free.

1. That jug smokes rocks.
2. Bob had a jug fix his car.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002