ahmed's definitions

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

sharmoota

bitch in arabic

dont be a sharmoota.

by ahmed November 1, 2003

DUTCH, PHILLY, BLUNT WRAP, SWEETS, WHILE OWL ETC

cheap ass cigars used for rolling marijuana.(vanilla dutch and peach whitie<---good shit)

yo i want some flavor with my blunt tonite, go get a vanilla ducth or a peach whitie.

by ahmed September 11, 2003

megahead

goofball from egypt

yo man, you down with the megahead

by AHmed March 10, 2004

jug

1. A person who has been jugged.

1. Foolish John is a jug.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by Ahmed November 21, 2004

jug

1. A crackhead or baser.
2. A person tricked into working for free.

1. That jug smokes rocks.
2. Bob had a jug fix his car.

by Ahmed September 5, 2002