14 definitions by ahmed

LapTastic

1. An asshat.
2. A jug.
3. A person who lives in Boston.

1. Ryan is LapTastic.
2. I know LapTastic.
3. I heard that Ryan is LapTastic.

by ahmed September 5, 2002

megahead

goofball from egypt

yo man, you down with the megahead

by ahmed March 11, 2004

jug

1. A crackhead or baser.
2. A person tricked into working for free.

1. That jug smokes rocks.
2. Bob had a jug fix his car.

by ahmed September 5, 2002

jug

1. A person who has been jugged.

1. Foolish John is a jug.

by ahmed September 5, 2002

electrontube5

The youngest person ever to build a Solid State Tesla Coil. World renouned for excellent circuit board design work, and generosity

"Dude, you're such an Electrontube5, you just gave me a new car for free"

by ahmed January 16, 2005

sharmoota

bitch in arabic

dont be a sharmoota.

by ahmed November 1, 2003

Coheed and Cambria

A fascinating metal-emo combination. To those who say Claudio's vocals are girlishly high, I have two words:

Led Zeppelin.

Who among you would argue that Robert Plants amazing vocals are appropriately low for a male?

Tool kicks ass too, but open your damn minds for a second. I own all of Tool's and Coheed & Cambria's CDs. It's diversity, dipshit.

Man your own jackhammer.
Man your battle stations.

by ahmed November 22, 2004