aflacjack's definitions

riot

What Boston Red Sox fans did in 2004 after beating the New York Yankees in the American League Championship Series.

What New York Yankees fans have never done, victory or defeat.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

Boston Red Sox

Second-best team that money can buy. Second-highest payroll in MLB. A supplier of top players to the Mets and Yankees. Has a fanbase whose idea of celebrating victory in the ALCS is to riot.

SHIT! The Red Sox beat the Yankees again. Better go to Grandma's house to make sure that no one's burning it down!

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

1918

The year that the curse of Babe Ruth was put into effect. Supposedly broken when the Red Sox won in 2004, it was, in fact, only redefined: apparently the way it works is that the Red Sox will only win the World Series every 86 years.

Save your strength, Red Sox fans. Come 2090, you can burn down your city all over again.

by AflacJack May 24, 2005

country music

Redneck music. I can think of only one good country song. Often songs about the south, driving on the highway, marrying a cousin, etc.

"It's all right to be a Rehdneck...It's all right to ride round in a dirty ol truck, catch a bunch of fish and shoot a bunch of duck!!! It's good to be a redneck!"-Alan Jackson in "It's allright to be a redneck"

by AflacJack August 28, 2003