Definitions by ae123456
butthole bandit
noun:
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.
see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...
Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
butthole bandit by ae123456 September 14, 2012
hockey
Team Canada wins the gold against Team USA with 12 minutes & 20 seconds left in overtime (thanks to the MIRACLE goal scored by Crosby) on Februrary 28th at the Vancouver 2010 Winter Olympics. Thus Canada has earned 14 gold medals in total (breaking a former record held by the former Soviet Union for 13 gold medals at the 1976 Innsbruck Olympics).
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
hockey is Canada's game, don't get it twisted!
January 1st
noun: the first day of the new year, following extreme drinking from the previous evening (New Years Eve).
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
Today the world is a quiet place. Most businesses are closed, and all people are sleeping soundly in their beds, on couches, or wherever else they may have crashed on the previous night. This is the day that most people around the world are recuperating from the previous night of drunken new years celebrations.
January 1st by ae123456 January 1, 2010
facebook date
v:
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
To change your relationship status to a person of your choice, with their consent of course, so that you are in a relationship with them. Commonly used between friends, and said relationship is only confined to facebook and does not actually exist in real life.
Ashley: hey kel, wanna facebook date?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
Kelley: yeah sure!
Ashley: *Ashley is now in a relationship with Kelley*
Ashley: so... when do you want to get married?
facebook date by ae123456 November 11, 2009
ego stroke
verb: when someone purposely fishes for compliments from other people to reassure themselves that they are in fact good looking and/or good at a certain subject.
see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
see also: ego, ego high, ego-tastic, ego trippin
Dylan: hey ladies, I'm looking mighty fine today don't cha think? Man I'm good and looking good!
Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?
Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
Leanne: (*awkwardly replies*) yeah man, shit you're friggen sexy...wait... aren't you like 15?
Mary: Leanne don't buy that crap, he's just looking for an ego stroke...he's not even that GREAT looking! It looks like he just got ran over by the ice cream truck that says "watch for children" all over it.
ego stroke by ae123456 November 10, 2009
ultimate douchebaggery
adj: when someone does something so out of line and so offensive, it surpasses the definition of plain ol' douchebaggery.
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
see also: Kanye West, douche bag, douchebaggery, asshole, VMAS 2009, Kanye'd
Amy: holy shit, did that really just happen??!! again?!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
Ashley: WTF!
Kanye West performed act of ultimate douchebaggery by stealing Taylor Swift's golden moment at the 2009 MTV Video Music Awards. What a douche!
ultimate douchebaggery by ae123456 September 14, 2009
shit disturber
adj: someone who stirs up drama, usually for no valid reason what so ever.
see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole
see also: Kanye West, Kanye'd, Ye'd, ultimate douchebaggery, asshole
Kanye West is a big shit disturber, who loves drama.
He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass
He stole the spotlight shamelessly from Taylor Swift at the 2009 VMAs, proclaiming Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time. Someone really needs to take that bottle away from his dumbass
shit disturber by ae123456 September 14, 2009