pound a camper

see also: constipated, constipation

v: The act of squeezing an unfortunately large poo out of your butt no thanks to being constipated.
After a few days of my feces just camping out in my bowels, I finally felt the urge to pound a camper.
by ae123456 January 14, 2009
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LCBO

n: Liquor Control Board of Ontario

This is the place where people in Ontario, Canada buy their alcoholic beverages.
They sell wine, spirits, beer (only in cans), and various assortments of liquor.

See also: The Beer Store

pronunciation: ell-see-bee-oh
Naturally... the LCBO closes at 10pm on weekends and even earlier on weekdays.
wtf is up the governments ass?
Why can't we just be like any other normal country and buy our booze at 24 hr store down the fucking street?!
Oh wait i know... they want to control EVERYTHING. Them bastards!
by ae123456 January 20, 2009
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Thoroughly

adj: To describe something that you enjoy fully and completely. Through and through.
1) I thoroughly enjoyed that huge piece of cake.


2) I enjoy the high of marijuana thoroughly.
by ae123456 January 19, 2009
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The Beer Store

n: where people in Ontario, Canada go to buy beer. They sell everything from Canadian brewed beer to imported beer, even beer related merchandise!

The beer store is also controlled by the Liquor Control Board of Ontario (LCBO) and was founded in 1927. As of 2007, there were 450 Beer Stores in operation across Ontario.

see also: LCBO
hey man... wanna grab me some Budweiser from the beer store?
by ae123456 January 20, 2009
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butthole bandit

noun:

a person who without prior knowledge or consent, sticks anything in or around the premises of your butthole.

see also: Buttfinger, Asshole Assassin,
After my best friend Andrea did the weekly walk of shame from the guys house last night all the way back to my place, she then told me how her Thursday night fuck buddy "accidently" put a finger in her butthole.

Andrea: At first I thought he just got it in the wrong hole, but then it happened AGAIN...

Liz: Yo he totally violated your ass on purpose. He's a secret butthole bandit!
by ae123456 September 14, 2012
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recessionitis

noun: the new disease. Much like chronic bronchitis that can take months, even years to go away.

The new excuse to not do anything. This is the act of excluding yourself from social activities because you simply just can't afford it.

see also: recessionista
Amber: Hey are you coming out to the bar tonight?

Amy: Ahh man I wish I could... but I have a really bad case of recessionitis.
by ae123456 March 04, 2009
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the base

n: short form of the basement

usually where a bunch of drunken teenagers gather to have a great time.
Amber: Hey you wanna chill later tonight and get shitfaced?

Amy: yeah man, I'll meet you in the base, just walk right in!
by ae123456 January 15, 2009
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