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Smuckfest

(n.) A celebration that occurs once a year in the Smurf Village, where Smurfette has sex with ALL the Smurfs (save Vanity Smurf-cuz he's gay) and Papa Smurf videotapes. According to the movie "Donnie Darko", this is impossible because Smurfs don't have genitalia.

Yo, Brainy, I feel the Smuckfest in da air. Check it, Papa Smurf's loadin'-up the hand-cam...

by Adobe Gillis June 2, 2007

duck

In the prison system, easily manipulated staff. The opposite of a bull.

"The acting warden this weekend is a duck. We gonna riot!"

by adobe gillis December 26, 2007