daypon

a tampon you can only wear during the day because at night it turns into a vagina eating gargoyle.

"what time is it?"
"almost 9, why"
"I NEED TO TAKE OUT MY DAYPON!"

by adawg1329 May 04, 2010

dothy-flexnog

1.)Reffering to an object in which is more smaller or larger than its average size
2.)The act of commiting a small crime

1.) "i almost screamed dothy-flexnog when i saw his penis!"
2.) i commited a dothy-flexnog and will be paying a couple fines.

by adawg1329 March 17, 2009