aaron's definitions

war over religion

A fight over who has a better imaginary friend

(The Christians and The Muslims meet on the playground one day)
Christians: "God is better than Allah, he has laser vision!"
Muslims: "Uh-uh Allah is better, he can fly!"
(they then procede to bomb the hell out of one another)

by Aaron June 21, 2004

gruffles

(interjection) like a curse word or "wow!"

"did you see that girl last night?"
"gruffles man, she was hot!"

"what the gruffles did you just say to me?"

by Aaron May 10, 2003

maowle

Male: An annoying person who believes themselves to be cool and attractive to the opposite sex. Therefore they have no friends, and are as appealing to the opposite sex as a vasectomy.
Female: An odd looking girl who looks like a mole or other small rodent. Normally she has no sex appeal and will still be a virgin by the age of 30. They tend to go towards big coats, to hide their fragile, mouse-like physique.

Male: Oh, you're such a maowle, making a shit joke like that.
Female: Eurgh, what a maowle!

by Aaron December 8, 2004

microchp

microchp was one of the first online users that converted from being a cb/ham radio hacker to a systems hacker. The name was very multi-purpose and multi-meaning. It was also an 8 letter spelling used for early unix systems.

I saw a microchp at microchp.org

by Aaron March 25, 2005

Stoogie

The act of crapping your pants while you're riding on a Subway in New York at exactly 10:37am Eastern time.

"Oh god the other day, on the subway, you know that guy that made that horrid stoogie...yeah that was me..."

by Aaron November 13, 2004

bonga

When your balls hang lower than the length of your dick

man you bonga hangs low

by aaron September 30, 2003

Shuse

interj. variant of "shit"
Used to express surprise, anger, extreme displeasure, or happiness.

Shuse! That's tyte, dawg.

by Aaron April 22, 2003