aairving 's definitions

Hobbit rocket

when a short and hairy penis ejaculates inside a hobbit pocket.

hey dude what's up? Nothing just gave Brandi the hobbit rocket. You're fucking gross dude

by aairving April 7, 2015

Hobbit pocket

An extremely small, hairy and dirty vagina. Sometimes worms can be seen Inching out of it.

Hey dude your mom was god last night. So was your moms hobbit pocket! We're not friends any more fucker!

by aairving April 7, 2015

Unintentional pleasurement

When you set your phone on or next to your dick or vagina, and somebody starts spamming you causing you to be unintentionally pleasured.

Hey bro what's going on?

I just got unintentional pleasurement!
Sweet !

by aairving April 7, 2015