Freedom Fries

New label for French Fries in Congressional cafeterias. Also 'Freedom Toast'.

Other projected changes include renaming 'Swiss cheese' to 'American cheese' and 'American cheese' to 'Really American cheese'.

by Anonymous May 08, 2003

freedom fries

(n.) a two-year-old's temper tantrum perpetrated by a theoretically grownup asshat

Looking up from his dump truck, the theoretical leader of the free world had an attack of Freedom Fries: "Oh yeah, stupid Frenchy?! Well... Well... We're gonna rename all our bastardized versions of your food so..." <sticks thumbs in ears and wiggles fingers as he blows a raspberry>

by Anonymous May 15, 2003

freedom fries

During WWII Sauerkraut became "liberty cabbage" in America. Isn´t it ironic?

by Anonymous July 27, 2003

Freedom Fries

every other country just calls them hot chips...

by Anonymous May 10, 2003

jiffy

A small, nocturnal rodent. Virginal and tech-obsessed; kind of like a packrat, only hornier and geekier.

"Did you see that creepy little Jiffy following us around, staring at my ass and playing with his Palm?"

by Anonymous April 08, 2003

Bald Field Gnome

1. Sean McGraw 2. A person who is a pansy and takes things way to seriously. 3. Academy brat

Sean McGraw got mad and decided to go to the Naval Academy

by Anonymous June 07, 2003

Krispy Kreme

The best doughnut in the world.

Those original glazed Krispy Kreme doughnuts are superb!

by Anonymous February 28, 2003