aNoNymous's definitions

autocunnilingus

see cunnilingus. The act of cunnilingus performed on oneself.

Jane spred her legs, bent over, and licked her own clitoris until she orgasmed.

by Anonymous March 14, 2005

maddenism

anything said by someone whose last name is madden, but specifically whenit makes no sense or is totally illogical

"...when he said summet stupid, it was just another maddenism..."

by anonymous May 12, 2004

Depends

Diapers for the elderly who have lost control of their bladder due to old age. (Can also be used figuratively to make fun of someone with a small bladder or someone who frequently wets their pants/bed.)

"My grandma told me to get her something useful for her birthday, so I got her an economy size package of Depends. She was thrilled."

"My algebra teacher is a bitch and wouldn't let me go to the bathroom more than once during class. I think I pissed my pants!"
"Girl, you gotta get yourself some Depends!"

by anonymous January 9, 2005

keep the stickers

Go fuck yourself.

Usually said when something goes awry.

This is the last time we will ever meet, bitch. Keep the stickers.

by anonymous March 2, 2005

rock on

A hand signal rock n' roll fans use at concerts to say "rock on" to the band

_+88______________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_+880_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
_++88_____________________________
__+880_________________________++_
__+888________________________+88_
__++880______________________+88__
__++888_____+++88__________+++8___
__++8888__+++8880++88____+++88____
__+++8888+++8880++8888__++888_____
___++888++8888+++888888++888______
___++88++8888++8888888++888_______
___++++++888888888888888888_______
____++++++88888888888888888_______
____++++++++000888888888888_______
_____+++++++000088888888888_______
______+++++++00088888888888_______
_______+++++++088888888888________
_______+++++++088888888888________
________+++++++8888888888_________
________+++++++0088888888_________
________++++++0088888888__________

looks like that

by anonymous January 11, 2005

Bunty

To excel at excellence.

You are making bunty progress

by anonymous April 9, 2004

tea bag

what ground tea leaves are.

I was so hungry I put a tea bag in my mouth. mmm...it was so tasty.

by anonymous June 11, 2006