by Anonymous October 15, 2003
by Anonymous August 28, 2003
by anonymous January 22, 2003
Jane: "You know what would be really good right now?"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
Jane & Emily (In Unison): "Apple Pie Ice Cream."
Jane & Emily (Looking at each other and in unison): "Oyster Crackers!"
by anonymous January 19, 2004
by Anonymous February 29, 2004
by anonymous August 07, 2004
An automatic ass cleaner using water at a water temperature and power of your choice. Can be installed as a completely different comode or in the same toilet seat itself. The evolution from using standard toilet paper and digging into your arse hole to remove that brown excrement.
"If you're still using toilet paper you're living in the 19th century and beyond. Wake up you bastards and get a bidet. NO HANDS needed to dig into your ass. When your done hosing your ass down, just PAT dry with a single square of TP."
by Anonymous March 12, 2005