aNoNyMoUs's definitions

ohio

Home to the greatest university and the greatest college football team ever.

"The Ohio State University will no longer be considered for our annual list of party schools because we feel it is unfair to include professionals on a list of amateurs." ~Playboy 2003

by anonymous April 1, 2004

Bastion

A member of the subspecies Homo Danus, recognisable by traits such as sarcasm, hatred, and a geenral aura of weirdness. Volatile and dangerous in large dosages, much like the average human female. But male. Without being gay. See?

O noes! It's Bastion!

by Anonymous April 27, 2004

cunninglinguist

A guy or a gal who can literally talk the shorts off of any girl they want!

Joe must be a cunninglinguist. It never takes him long to talk a chic into bed!

by anonymous November 13, 2004

Silver Spring

Located in Montgomery County, Maryland. Known for it's bad traffic, true-to-their-home students, late night drag racing on University Boulevard, a two minute drive from the University of Maryland, and great girls who know how to combine great athletic abilities and good looks into one.

Guy #1: So what's goin on tonight?
Guy #2: Dunno, wanna go chill with these girls from Silver Spring?
Guy #1: Oh hell yeah, they're the best!

by anonymous November 21, 2003

Hamma

the gayest person EVER to walk the earth

a quote of him :
"I WILL GIVE EVERYONE A BLOWJOB AT THE NEXT LAN PARTY!"

by anonymous July 16, 2003

hyphy

oakland's word for crunk. e-40 and the federation were one of the first artists to use this word in a song.

"get stupid,dumb,retarded!"

just plain out crazy and hyper.

by anonymous November 29, 2004

music theory

Music theory is the rules of music. Music has rules. Modern musicians do not follow these rules. Counterpoint does not exist in modern music. Power chords dominate everything. We are back in the days of parallel organum, but even worse. Modern musicians usually recieve no training, and therefore suck. Music-reading ability is the rudiment of musicianhood. If a person cannot read music (no, I am not talking about tablature, either), then he is not a musician.

God bless the few classical musicians who keep real music alive for our posterity. I just hope this musical dark age will end soon. Luckily for me, however, it is very easy to be a musician, especially one with guitar ability, since the expectations for a guitarist are non-existant.

by Anonymous February 1, 2004