Urban Dictionary: Definitions by aNoNyMoUs

evan bickford

a pinner, pussy, little faget who acts like he has friends even though everyone makes fun of him.

What was Evan Bickford doing in the closet naked with Brian Grover?

by Anonymous March 12, 2003

A poker type card game in which everyone is dealt two cards, and then five more are placed in the center of the table shaped like a wang.

I won ten bucks at chun wang last night.

by Anonymous September 28, 2003

A place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the Village People sing for the rest of eternity.

Satan: Welcome to Hell, sinner! *pokes victim*
*man screams*
Out of nowhere: In the Navy...

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Resting your nutsack in or on someone else's property for a comedic effect. Preferably with photographic evidence.

While she was in the bathroom, I teabagged her lip gloss.

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

reall hot girl who i want to bone vicously next year

by Anonymous September 26, 2003

thanksgiving isn't thanksgiving without some good turkey grubbin'!

by Anonymous November 17, 2001

someone who you can't understand what the hell they are saying due to the fact that there is an obious problem with their willy shaped mouth

by Anonymous August 24, 2003