Definitions by a suspicious baka
cardslop
Games (or otherwise) that involve the use of playing cards. See: balatro, poker, etc.
Can be used sincerely or jokingly, similar to "friendslop" and other -slop genres.
"Cardslop is the means by which all is revealed." -makoto "the persona" yuki, probably
Can be used sincerely or jokingly, similar to "friendslop" and other -slop genres.
"Cardslop is the means by which all is revealed." -makoto "the persona" yuki, probably
1> I FUCKING LOVE CARDSLOP!!! HOP ON BALATRO!!!!!!!!!
2> Cardslop is the means by which all is <Nope!>'d
2> Cardslop is the means by which all is <Nope!>'d
cardslop by a suspicious baka May 12, 2026
spaghetti toilet
The euphemism you use when your teacher bans the term "skibidi toilet." This definition is brought to you by my 9 year old little sister.
Teacher: That's it!!! No more talking about Skibidi Toilet in class!
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)
Cocomelon Kid: I watch spaghetti toilet. :)
spaghetti toilet by a suspicious baka August 24, 2025
weebux
Any online paid microtransaction currency typically bought by little kids, sometimes without permission from their parents. Comes from the word "V-Bucks" from Fortnite, though it can refer to anything from V-Bucks to Robux, to MineCoins to whatever other microtransaction money you can imagine a 7 year old stealing their mom's credit card to pay $99.99 for. Often used with the term "mommy's visa" to imply the amount of money is large OR unobtainable by the person in question.
Often also used to refer to real money as well, but in a joking way and/or in the context of bad financial decisions.
Often also used to refer to real money as well, but in a joking way and/or in the context of bad financial decisions.
"John Wick comin whit da weebux. Ask mommy for the visa, skrrt skrrt!"
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P1: What? This damn game wants me to pay 20 weebux a month just so I can fly like everyone else and not be immediately killed by a nolifer?
P2: I have the membership. All the cool kids have it too.
P1: Oh... I guess it's time to search for mommy's visa.
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P1: What? This damn game wants me to pay 20 weebux a month just so I can fly like everyone else and not be immediately killed by a nolifer?
P2: I have the membership. All the cool kids have it too.
P1: Oh... I guess it's time to search for mommy's visa.
weebux by a suspicious baka February 7, 2024