Slipknot

A band that calls its unintelligible screeches music.

I listened to Slipknot, and I didn't know if it was the radio breaking or them actually performing

by a someewhat smart guy September 25, 2009

Aeon of Strife

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.

Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.

by a someewhat smart guy October 24, 2009

Glee

A show on Fox that, while witty, is very insisting upon itself and often has VERY poor choice in the music is covers.

Glee Fan: OMG i love glee!!

John: Yea, but it sometime has music that SUCKS

by a someewhat smart guy May 25, 2010

MapleStory

A game originally imported from Korea in 2005, it has become very unfriendly to new users due to "leeching", where players ask their friends to level for them while they watch Bleach reruns. Now, if you aren't above level 150, these leechers will call you a noob even though they haven't themselves leveled a character past level 60. Basically, only play it if you have lost all self respect.

MapleStory new player: Hmm, I just got to level 10, which jo...

Level 157 leecher: WOW LVL 10 NOOOOB I'M A LVL 157 NL I CAN DO OVER 100K DMG FACKER HAHALOL

by a someewhat smart guy August 14, 2009

Five Guys

Short for Five Guys Burgers and Fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the DC area but now is across the whole Eastern United States (there is one near where I live in Indianapolis). They have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. They give very generous portions: a large order of Fries is easily enough for four average-appetite men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. All in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.

I wish I could have Five Guys for lunch every day. I don't mind the heart attack at 35.

by a someewhat smart guy November 08, 2009

father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 02, 2019

Smogon

Random eliteist d-bags who try and rule pokemon by making many good strategies and pokemon "illgeal" (meaning punishable by mass flaming). They are actually in fact ruining it.

I choose you, Salamance.

Enemy: Quits.

My email: filled with random flames

Smogon strikes again

by a someewhat smart guy July 28, 2010