father penis

Similar to dad dick, a complete and utter dominance of one party over another.

UMBC father penised UVA in the tourney last year.

by a someewhat smart guy January 03, 2019

Mao

A card game that is fun, but when Asian players join, is taken too seriously and loses many of its fun elements.

Rob: Man, that was a fun game of Mao we had going until Steve Chen came, won two straight rounds, and made rules involving college-level math.

by a someewhat smart guy June 21, 2009

Slipknot

A band that calls its unintelligible screeches music.

I listened to Slipknot, and I didn't know if it was the radio breaking or them actually performing

by a someewhat smart guy September 25, 2009

Glee

A show on Fox that, while witty, is very insisting upon itself and often has VERY poor choice in the music is covers.

Glee Fan: OMG i love glee!!

John: Yea, but it sometime has music that SUCKS

by a someewhat smart guy May 25, 2010

Aeon of Strife

A Starcraft map that is the precursor to DOTA (defense of the ancients) maps.

Eight years ago, I played Aeon of Strife on Starcraft, now i play DotA on WC 3.

by a someewhat smart guy October 24, 2009

Significant other

Sociological term defined as a person who's thoughts and ideas of you as a person effect you most greatly.

I really care what Karen thinks about my new life choices, so she is my Significant Other.

by a someewhat smart guy August 26, 2009

Five Guys

Short for Five Guys Burgers and Fries, a semi-fast food chain that originated in the DC area but now is across the whole Eastern United States (there is one near where I live in Indianapolis). They have very good, albeit very greasy, burgers and fries. They give very generous portions: a large order of Fries is easily enough for four average-appetite men to finish, and a small usually takes a few hours to eat. All in all, a very good and reasonably prices resturant.

I wish I could have Five Guys for lunch every day. I don't mind the heart attack at 35.

by a someewhat smart guy November 08, 2009