Definitions by a nouny moose

Socrates 

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues

The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.

Socrates by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Bourbon brown sugar 

The mixture of poo and booze that sometimes results from buttchugging.

Bro 1: I got bourbon brown sugar on my chicken wings...

Bro 2: Sick, dude.

Bourbon brown sugar by a nouny moose August 15, 2016

rapsturbating 

Braggadocious rapping.

Mainstream rapping is mostly rapsturbating.

rapsturbating by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

memeophilia 

The love of memes.

Guy 1: Obviously, dog was phone.
Guy 2: Dude, you've got some serious memeophilia.

memeophilia by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

Netfux

Internet porn.

Who needs a girlfriend when Netfux streams on every device?

Netfux by a nouny moose April 11, 2015

trying for a maybe 

When a couple fucks a lot despite being unsure if they want children.

"I'm getting an abortion. Me and my boyfriend were trying for a maybe."

trying for a maybe by a nouny moose April 11, 2015