Definitions by Zombleton Smith

Crappers Uncertainty

The feeling of overwhelming anxiety when sitting on a public toilet and being out of reach of the door should someone barge in.

I was sitting there doing a pub poo, full of crappers uncertainty, just knowing that someone was going to come in on me as I am about to wipe.

Crappers Uncertainty by Zombleton Smith September 29, 2020

Crappercash

The amount of money that is theoretically earned while taking a poop at work.

Mate, I just earned 5 big ones in crappercash, and by the way I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes or so, it stinks!

Crappercash by Zombleton Smith January 4, 2017

Skinnering

The action of a finger poking through toilet paper once wet during the wiping process and emerging covered in poo.

Dude, I've totally got pink eye after skinnering and rubbing my eye before I realized.

Skinnering by Zombleton Smith December 21, 2016

Trenting 

The action of giving a gift known to be damaged in some way rendering it useless to the recipient. Arguably a representation of "It's the thought that counts" to its very limits.

Dude, are you seriously trenting that broken cup as a Christmas present?

Trenting by Zombleton Smith December 15, 2016