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Reggie: How you feeling there mate?
Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...
Reggie: Raas!
Mate (on the floor playing with some fluff): Actually, I'm quite festooned...it's all very salmony...
Reggie: Raas!
by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 16, 2009
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Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.
Usually under bed for sometime leaving thick, hard casing around item.
"Watched that Roco Sex trainer IX last night...blew up good stlye...
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"
Luckily I found a cardboard sock from last time under the bed"
by Zig Ziggy Treat Teeth April 19, 2009
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