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tardtastic

Something so FANTASTICALLY stupid or retarded, it ceases to be fantastic and thus becomes tardtastic! Lengthen the 'A' in tard for a more dramatic effect.
"It's a TARDTASTIC day today!"

"This photocopier is acting completely tardtastic today!"

"Wow, that girl in the helmet over there is tardtastic!"

"How ya doing today there, Biff?"
"Taaaaaaaaaaardtastic!"
by Zephyr May 4, 2004
mugGet the tardtasticmug.

zarf

those little cardboard thingies they put around your cup of coffee at starbucks. they call it a cup-sleeve, but it actually is called a zarf.
hey bob, my coffees too hot. throw me another zarf!
by zephyr November 27, 2003
mugGet the zarfmug.

avant garde

displaying ultramodernism or experimental style, especially in art or literature
Performance art can be considered avant garde in the way it communicates with it's audience addressing them often in a confrontational or interactive manner.
by zephyr January 26, 2005
mugGet the avant gardemug.

Fancy Free

The act of a large, naked fat man girating his hips rapidly in a sexually suggestive fashion to make his limp Piggly Wiggly flop around.

Fancy free can also indicate that said fat naked man gaily dances through fields of flowers with his arms above his head and flapping his hands rapidly like a bird in flight, just like a pretty ballerina
"Would you ever beeeeeeeeeee so FANCY FREEEEE to let your naked Pee pee Swing in the morning Breeeeeeeeeezeeeee!"
by Zephyr May 6, 2004
mugGet the Fancy Freemug.

Unnawunna

The antonym for Unna. Play on the words "I don't want to"
"Unnawunna go outside naked"
by Zephyr April 24, 2004
mugGet the Unnawunnamug.

periwinkle

The meaning varies with the usage of the word, typically applied as a substitute for common curse words such as; jerk, dick, asshole, bitch, cunt, african american, white people, and nerd.
mary: Leik ohmaigerd, that hoe is such a mother fucking periwinkle.

joseph: IKR!!?!
by ZePhYr July 17, 2014
mugGet the periwinklemug.

fart head

one whose head is full of farts!
by Zephyr May 6, 2004
mugGet the fart headmug.

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