91 definitions by Zed Numar

The business of thieving, or anything else illegal or shady in nature. A "cross-trading scum" is a thief who's got on the wrong side of the court system.
"That blood is a cross-trader, he sells stolen goods online and invests the money in shady real-estate deals."
by Zed Numar July 26, 2021
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To escape or slip through the clutches of someone. Robbing a police officer and not getting caught is giving him the laugh.
"Lol, when we rob that police evidence room full of cash and drugs tonight, we're going to really give 'em the laugh..."
by Zed Numar August 31, 2021
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A scam or fake product. To be ripped off or cheaped, commonly by an appraiser, but also by merchants or traders, is to "buy a black diamond."
He bought the black diamond, that collection of super-rare Magic Cards was all counterfeit.
by Zed Numar July 18, 2021
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A rube, or a generally naive berk. Someone easily peeled and bobbed. Victims of cony-catchers.
"That cony got ripped-off within an hour of getting off the bus to New York from Iowa, he had no street sense at all."
by Zed Numar July 25, 2021
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Very, extremely, completely and utterly.
"Those cops were ful angry when we gave them the laugh!"
by Zed Numar August 12, 2021
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Anything secret is said to be dark. "Here's the dark of it" is a way of saying "I've got a secret and I'll share it with you."
"How Jeffrey Epstein died will always be dark..."
by Zed Numar July 27, 2021
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To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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