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A funnier way of saying “What the hell is this shit?”
What the nigger is this bitch? The music you’re listening to? Exactly.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 24, 2021
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The Maelstrom Mephisto

Ride the vortex winds with the beast inside
Cast down all memories from a past and future world
The cynic icons and the cryptic writings
As a picturesque creation in force and spirit
Against their reason and will, it is time
Give darkness its passion plea
The venomous tongue - The inevitable poison - Paralyze the angels
Freeze the forgiven - Baptize in fire -
Unleash the devil at heart
Unleash the maelstrom mephisto
So sinner, mourn well
Make all the swans suffer in hell
The maelstrom of the mephisto left the trace
To revel and feast in undelivered grace
Pledged to judgmental arrogance in drawn principles of ignorant falsehood
To comprehend that the sin of life is life itself, a tyranny in torment, an inner-sanctum stealing sleep
So sinner, mourn well
Make all the swans suffer in hell
In the dimness surrounding the towers of the castle where the reavens spread their wings out wide
Dwell in depths of the darker self at any shore of infinity and watch the relentless paint the soil black
What is being formed echoes throughout eternity as the painter chooses color no more
The venomous tongue - The inevitable poison - Paralyze the angels
Freeze the forgiven - Baptize in fire - Unleash the devil at heart
So sinner, mourn well
Make all the swans suffer in hell
The maelstrom of the mephisto left the trace
To revel and feast in undelivered grace
Hold your shadows close when the comedy is over
As the days of mourning seem to be the days of joy
Fragments fell from the sky in order to penetrate the eyes
A convict wallowing in a lifetime of lies...lies
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 10, 2020
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It’s not poop, it’s fudge cream 💩 💩
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 18, 2021
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Some dumbass said I was a

Some dumbass in jail said I was going to get 20 years yet they released me...
Some dumbass said I was a
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Smashing Pumpkins

Smashing Pumpkins are an annoying band.

I have never liked their music, I have always found it to be corny as fuck. Sappy. The only album that was good was Siamese Dream. I could never get through all their other albums in full.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Joe Biden

This guy will only destroy everything. The leftists that are voting for him are completely out of their mind.

Wait a sec, maybe I actually want him to get in. Only so he can destroy so
many lives. And I will come out on top.

I want to see as much destruction possible.
Joe Biden might be doing dirty work. Population control. Besides, I barely get any support from Donald Trump and don’t know what his cause is all about.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 6, 2020
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People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.
People are starting to get edgy
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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