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Help me if you can

I don’t understand this life and am confused. I need a woman and have a family with her.
Help me if you can I’m losing hope. Can’t just carry on this way.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 12, 2021
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My mom probably doesn’t have long to live

(Talking to the UD Jews)

She has smoked for most of her life. I don’t know if there is anything out there that can ward off cancer or even cure it or something. I’d still like my mom to be around and live a long life. But I think cigarette smoking is ruining her health...

She is trying to get off cigarette smoking but I am worried if it is too late...
My mom probably doesn’t have long to live
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New music sucks

Starts with the keys
God who says keys?
Anyway, starts with the keys
Here comes that beat
Oh y’know that beat, warm and familiar
Like a dog's farts
Then those claps
You think they’re by real people?
And then the verse
And then I snore
Katy Perry, Lady Gaga, Drake and even Macklemore
Justin Bieber, One Direction, Mumford and the shitty Sons, Kesha, Fall Out Boy, Lorde, Miley
Even Bruno Mars
I'm sure he's super talented, well try telling that to my ears
I’m not saying that I think they all should die
I'm just saying that, I'm just saying that
I'm just saying that it makes me want to cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry, cry

New music sucks, new music sucks, it really really sucks
Holy shit it sucks, yes indeed it sucks, I told you that it sucks
New music sucks, fucking don’t you know that it sucks
New music SUCKS
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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Molech

The supreme deity of all secret society satanists. Being devoted to Molech is committing evil, just so you can.

I can admit the conspiracy to normal people and never be tried for it. They will just think you’re joking. Or crazy. Or both.
I’m a blood-drinking Molech worshipper. I’m the Devil in disguise.
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UrbanDictionary Jews, I’m worried

I’m confused and I don’t know what to do. I think that the world is beginning to overtake me, too.

But my friend said “You know the truth. They don’t…” and said that they have more to lose than I do. Is this true…?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 14, 2023
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No, that’s what you people are

I’m talking about delusional people who self project their own delusional tendencies back onto me. Dumfuqs

Actions speak louder than words. Alas, you people are stupid.
No, that’s what you people are.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 18, 2020
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One

is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since you went away
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by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020
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