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Go fuck a corpse in the ass

The new badass way to tell someone to “fuck off”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Go fuck a corpse in the ass. you damn blimey scum
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker October 29, 2020
mugGet the Go fuck a corpse in the assmug.

Joe Biden

This guy will only destroy everything. The leftists that are voting for him are completely out of their mind.

Wait a sec, maybe I actually want him to get in. Only so he can destroy so
many lives. And I will come out on top.

I want to see as much destruction possible.
Joe Biden might be doing dirty work. Population control. Besides, I barely get any support from Donald Trump and don’t know what his cause is all about.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 6, 2020
mugGet the Joe Bidenmug.

Molech

The supreme deity of all secret society satanists. Being devoted to Molech is committing evil, just so you can.

I can admit the conspiracy to normal people and never be tried for it. They will just think you’re joking. Or crazy. Or both.
I’m a blood-drinking Molech worshipper. I’m the Devil in disguise.
mugGet the Molechmug.

Hip Hop

A music genre that has surely lasted the wrath of time. I really wish it would die out already. Hip Hop music should go out of style like Disco. It’s old already.
There needs to be a Hip Hop Demolition night, like there was a Disco demolition night back in 1979; Since it’s 2020.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 21, 2020
mugGet the Hip Hopmug.

Homicidal Suicidal

Homicidal suicidal
One time lover, all night raver
One time killer, two drug peddler
Homicidal suicidal

Homicidal suicidal
Big time loser, big time boozer
Live and learn, let it burn
All time sinner, you're a winner
Homicidal suicidal
Big time loser, big time boozer
Live and learn, let it burn
All time winner, you're a sinner

Ooh yeah!
Homicidal suicidal
One time killer, two drug peddler
You killed a copper, you killed a copper
You done killed the copper,

You done killed the copper
You done killed the copper child, ooooh,
Homicidal suicidal
Yeah yeah
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 6, 2020
mugGet the Homicidal Suicidalmug.

Didn’t Go Near the Water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
Honey do you remember?
You let the screen door slam when you stepped off the front porch
Hear ya mama calling don't be late
And I'd hear ya daddy holler son she's my only daughter
You stick your nose in the honeysuckle down by the gate
I can still hear ya mama calling don't go near the water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water
We hear a rockin' chair squeekin' as we sneaked up the back stairs

Mama waitin like a grizzly bear
We had to get the honeysuckle out of your hair
But in the morning light you'd look her right in the eye
You wouldn't lie

We

Didn’t Go Near the Water

We fell right in way over our heads
But we didn't go near the water
A love ran deep so young and sweet
And the nights got hotter and hotter
We're sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

Your mama used to worry about that big muddy river
She should've worried about me
Cause we were sure enough gettin' our feet wet mama

But we didn't go near the water

We didn't go near the water
Didn't go near the water

Yeah
mugGet the Didn’t Go Near the Watermug.

People are starting to get edgy

I read today on Yahoo! Finance that we hit the debt ceiling.

Not really sure what that means; but people seem to be freaking out and getting a little edgy. People seem under pressure.

So am I. But I’m really just confused. Maybe I have it better than most, I don’t know.

If crime in this country starts to pick up and skyrocket in the next few days just like in COVID pandemic, then I will probably know for sure.
People are starting to get edgy
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
mugGet the People are starting to get edgymug.

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