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I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.
Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020
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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
The Neutral Evil Code

The personal code of a neutral evil character may look like this:

1. You shall lie to advance yourself.

2. You shall harm the innocent to advance yourself.

3. You shall kill to advance yourself.

4. You shall not aid the weak.

5. You shall honor those who are stronger.

6. You shall follow the law only to advance yourself.

7. You shall betray friends, family, community, and nation to advance yourself.

8. You shall not aid those who protect the weak.

9. You shall not show mercy to enemies.

10. You shall seek unlimited power over others.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 7, 2020
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Mitsubishi

Mitsubishi‘s suck. I’m sorry but they are just the worst. I can’t be bothered by them in 2021. They have never lived up to their names and I don’t find many people that are fans of them. And their vehicles have a feeling of cheapness to them.
That pile of crap car on the side of the road is a Mitsubishi
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021
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I don’t know why. But I really think the new music that’s being released today sucks ass. I have a very big discography and I’m always listening to good music especially around the late 1970s and early 1980s era. I wasn’t even born then. But I always have a lack of music that’s been released in the 2000s. Especially the 2010s and 2020s. Music these days is so bad it’s absurd. I thought music was horrible back in 2004, but it ain’t nearly as shitty as today’s honk of shit. Music from 2004 actually sounds good in comparison to what they’re playing today. And I was only 13 back then. It’s a disgrace, I honestly think the new music dumbs you down, I can feel my IQ dropping when I listen to it...

Probably had something to do with Bill Clinton signing something in 1996 or something. That allowed radio stations in America to buy as much stations in a market that they could, so all the big corporations bought out all the media and destroyed the music industry. Anything that’s been released since 1996 basically has been crappier than the music that came before, if you ask me.
Is it just me, or does the music today suck ass?
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 17, 2020
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Isn’t there some way

I don’t know if I can get my GED. This has proven itself extremely difficult.
Isn’t there some way to rig the GED? Cause I just can’t do the math. Maybe I have a Disability but it is really taking my time. Can anyone give me anything that will end my torment? I really don’t understand the Math. I feel stuck and trapped. It’s really bad timing cause I will be 30 years old soon. I’m so tired of being held down. It has truly played me.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 9, 2021
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She’s On Fire

Don't be mistaken by the first impression
And watch out for that innocent expression
(Ooh, ah)
She's not what she seems
(Ooh, ah)
Don't wait on the dream
'Cause when she breaks away she's a child
Then the woman is wild
So wild

She's on fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire, fire, fire, fire, fire
And so the dance of danger's your decision
But understand she's not quite like her vision
(Ooh, ah)
I'm warnin' ya now
(Ooh, ah)
Be sure you know how
'Cause she can take your heart like a child and the woman is wild
So wild

She’s On Fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

She's on fire
And she burns through the night at the speed of light
She's on fire
With the heat of the beat right beneath her feet
She's on fire
And the name of the game is to fuel her flame
She's on fire, fire, fire, fire, fire

(She's on fire)
She's on fire (and she's burning)
And she's burning (she's on fire)
She's on fire (snd she's burning)
And she's burning (she's on fire)
She's on fire (and she's burning)
And she's burning (she's on fire)
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If the world had a front porch

It was where my mama sat on that old swing with her crochet
It was where granddaddy taught me how to cuss and how to pray
It was where we made our own ice cream, those sultry summer nights
Where the bulldog had her puppies, and us brothers had our fights
There were many nights I'd sit right there and look out at the stars
To the sound of a distant whippoorwill or the hum of a passing car
It was where I first got up the nerve to steal me my first kiss
And it was where I learned to play guitar and pray I had the gift
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Purple hulls and pintos, I've shelled more than my share
As lightening bugs and crickets danced in the evening air
And like a beacon that old yellow bulb, it always led me home
Somehow mama always knew just when to leave it on
If the world had a front porch like we did back then
We'd still have our problems but we'd all be friends
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
Treating your neighbor like he's your next of kin
Wouldn't be gone with the wind
If the world had a front porch, like we did back then
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