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I am a douche bag

I am an asshole. I can admit it there is no hiding it. It’s just what I am.
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Neutral Evil

A neutral evil villain does whatever she can get away with. She is out for herself, pure and simple. She sheds no tears for those she kills, whether for profit, sport, or convenience. She has no love of order and holds no illusion that following laws, traditions, or codes would make her any better or more noble. On the other hand, she doesn't have the restless nature or love of conflict that a chaotic evil villain has.

Some neutral evil villains hold up evil as an ideal, committing evil for its own sake. Most often, such villains are devoted to evil deities or secret societies.

Neutral evil beings consider their alignment to be the best because they can advance themselves without regard for others.

Neutral evil is the most dangerous alignment because it represents pure evil without honor and without variation.
Neutral Evil is the best alignment, because

It is always beneficial to be a selfish person. Things like responsibility and caring for others is a weakness. Other people get in the way. I enjoy being smug and arrogant and have no care in the world for others.
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ISTP

Useless personality type, most of them are very trashy people. I don’t like their way of life. They are also jackasses and think they are smart or better than everybody else. ISTPs are a very selfish personality type. As an INTJ I find their presence very unenriching...I have no use for them. They do not give me anything that I want and their interactions are very unsatisfactory. It always seems like they gain more from me than I do them. They are also dumb and cannot see the future and live in the here and now, like there is no tomorrow.
ISTP personality type are very bland. I find them to be very mundane and dime a dozen. Very cheap and low quality.
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Illusion of Free Will

According to Nietzsche’s psychoanalysis, freewill might only be just an illusion. A trick of the mind.

Animals and humans have genes that partially predetermine how they act. But it is really thoughts and beliefs that guide people.
Illusion of Free Will- like Buridan’s Ass which states that an Ass that is equally hungry and equally thirsty will both die of either starvation or thirst if water and food are kept at a same distance but in completely different directions if the Ass can only choose from two. Even if the ASS walks the same way to curb their thirst or hunger, it ends up dying of either thirst or hunger because it can only fulfill one need and not the other. Because the animal acts on instinct it is unable to make a rational decision and distinction and can only go to one option.
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One

is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
Two can be as bad as one
It's the loneliest number since the number one
No is the saddest experience you'll ever know
Yes, it's the saddest experience you'll ever know
'Cause one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
One is the loneliest number, whoa-oh, worse than two
It's just no good anymore since you went away
Now I spend my time just making rhymes of yesterday
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One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest
One is the loneliest number that you'll ever do
It's just no good anymore since you went away
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Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.
Confused you all are.
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