Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis

The bassist for Red Hot Chili Peppers. He actually isn’t that good at all.

Flea has about as much talent as an Asian man’s penis.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 04, 2020

Going out of my mind

Oh, the light in your eyes
Is not shining the way it used to
And I feel our love is dying
After all the years
The laughter and the tears
Baby please, don't tell me that it's over
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind

Oh, I can't understand what you're doing
It's tearing us apart
'Cause I think that you're leavin'
I can't stand the pain
Never loving you again
Baby please, don't tell me that it's over
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Tell me, tell me, I'm crazy
Tell me, tell me, I'm wrong
I can't stand the thought of you
(Going out of my mind)
I can't see me without you
(Here in my mind)
I can't stand the thought of you
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind
Going out of my mind

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker May 26, 2021

Kiss Me

Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, (swing, swing) swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me, (kiss me) down by the broken tree house
Swing me, (swing me) upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, (bring, bring) bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 24, 2021

I know the truth

So it doesn’t matter what people think.

I know the truth.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 05, 2020

Nevermind

Forget about what I said earlier. I was just in one of my moods

Nevermind

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker April 28, 2021

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gotcha.

🖕

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

TEE HEE HEE

HAR HAR HAR

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 03, 2020

What the nigger is this bitch?

A funnier way of saying “What the hell is this shit?”

What the nigger is this bitch? The music you’re listening to? Exactly.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021