Newsflash

Everybody is a follower! So how can you people claim to be right or correct?
Here’s a newsflash for you stupid shits
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As Any Fool Can See

Lately she's been picking fights, dropping hints and just last night
I caught a tear as she slipped off to sleep
She's not here but she's not gone
I guess she must be waiting on the kind of man I promised her I'd be
As any fool can see
She's gonna cross that line
She's got leaving on her mind
And it's too late but what keeps killing me
Is knowing I've been blind
As any fool can see

How long did I think she'd stand for me to be the kind of man
That came and went just as I dang well pleased
While she sits at home alone
with fears and feelings of her own
Lord knows goodbye would bring me to my knees
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 14, 2022
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Kiss Me

Kiss me, out of the bearded barley
Nightly, beside the green, green grass
Swing, swing, (swing, swing) swing the spinning step
You wear those shoes and I will wear that dress

Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me, (kiss me) down by the broken tree house
Swing me, (swing me) upon its hanging tire
Bring, bring, (bring, bring) bring your flowered hat
We'll take the trail marked on your father's map
Oh, kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

Kiss me, beneath the milky twilight
Lead me out on the moonlit floor
Lift your open hand
Strike up the band and make the fireflies dance
Silver moon's sparkling
So kiss me

So kiss me
So kiss me
So kiss me
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 24, 2021
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I know the truth

I know the truth.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 05, 2020
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Nevermind

Forget about what I said earlier. I was just in one of my moods
Nevermind
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A funnier way of saying “What the hell is this shit?”
What the nigger is this bitch? The music you’re listening to? Exactly.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 25, 2021
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