Cross Eyed Mary

Who would be a poor man
A beggar man, a thief
If he had a rich man in his hand?
And who would steal the candy
From a laughing baby's mouth
If he could take it from the money man?
Cross Eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Hey, cross-eyed Mary finds it hard to get along
She's a poor man's rich girl and she'll do it for a song
She's a rich man stealer but her favour's good and strong
She's the Robin Hood of highgate
Helps the poor man get along, hey
Laughing in the playground
Gets no kicks from little boys
Would rather make it with a letching gray, yeah
Or maybe her attention is drawn by aqualung
Who watches through the railings as they play
Cross-eyed Mary goes jumping in again
She signs no contract
But she always plays the game
She dines in hampstead village
On expense accounted gruel
And the jack-knife barber drops her off at school
Hey, cross-eyed Mary
Oh Mary, oh, cross-eyed Mary
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 23, 2020
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fuck civilized

I hate the fucking world… I wish it would go back to the Dark Ages.

Fuck Western civilization…fuck civilized
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2023
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When you can’t do push ups and exercise. You’re chubby and exercise feels sooo impossible
Prison Guard: Kid, drop and give me infinite

Fat boy: can’t :’(
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 09, 2020
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New music sucks

I attribute it to the law that Bill Clinton passed in 1996. Ever since he allowed corporations to rule the airwaves and buy whatever they want, people have been so confused and brainwashed. Everything these days is about conformity. It wasn’t until 9/11 that the stupidity really took off.

Ever since after WW2 there has been so many things that have been passed. When JFK got assassinated the government got the green light to do whatever they wanted.
New music sucks. Nobody wants to listen to this shit.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 18, 2020
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Nevermind

Forget about what I said earlier. I was just in one of my moods
Nevermind
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Hemorrhage

Memories are just where you laid them
Drag the waters 'til the depths give up their dead
What did you expect to find?
Was there something you left behind?
Don't you remember anything I said when I said
Don't fall away and leave me to myself
Don't fall away
And leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleedin'
Oh, hold me now, I feel contagious
Am I the only place that you've left to go?
She cries her life is like
Some movie black and white
Dead actors fakin' lines
Over and over and over again she cries
Don't fall away
Leave me to myself
Don't fall away
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands
Love lies bleedin'
And I wanted, you turned away
You don't remember, but I do
Ya never even tried
Don't fall away
Leave me to myself
Don't fall away
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleedin' in my hands, in my hands again
Leave love bleeding in my hands, in my hands again
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh Hemorrhage
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UD Jews, I’m asking you guys

Will the economy collapse or WW3 happen soon?

I’ve been hearing rumors something might happen soon. Don’t know if it is true…

But if something does happen soon, this would give me plenty of time to catch up with everybody else I think…
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 19, 2023
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