Flashtard

Ostentacious guy or gal who constantly demands attention by shouting, saying, doing, and otherwise being flashy and retarded at the same time.
Flashtard: Look at this! Watch me do this ridiculous thing!
Person 1: What a flashtard?!
by Zach Henkel June 04, 2008
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Twatonomics

The economy of twat- the gains and losses related to the market of attracting and having relations with women. A player is understands twatonomics better than a high school freshman ever could.
Dude 1: Man, I am just not pulling any tail lately!
Dude 2: Well, you just don't understand the current twatonomics bro!
Dude 1: Yeah, I could use a refresher on twatonomics.
Dude 2: Don't worry, my cousin Tito has got a PhD in twatonomics and is pulling in the tastiest birds! He'll teach you a lesson or two.
by Zach Henkel June 04, 2008
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