short survey

An annoying link, a BIG lie, and hypnotic text, all in one!
Must... not... click...
by Zach G. October 31, 2003
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John Basedow

A fitness "Celebrity" famous for shilling exercise machines by showing his RICDICULOUSLY chiseled abs that he got before the product was even thought of.
What the hell is John Basedow famous for?!?
by Zach G. February 12, 2006
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homestah wunna

Oh hello. Stong Bahd could not be hewa today. My name is Homestah Wunna. Now, please take out your numbah 2 pencils, and lets begin.
by Zach G. November 12, 2003
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Homsar

1. A trendy tote bag
2. Knows that its a healthy piece of real estate
3. A blue midget homestar
Stave it off, 1-2-3, and now you can count to three.
by Zach G. August 15, 2004
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pg-13

Man, you are one PG-13.
by Zach G. October 28, 2003
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Darkness

Where you go when you lose your dreams.
by Zach G. January 20, 2004
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North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.
In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)
by Zach G. December 24, 2004
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