142 definitions by Zach G.

all that and a bag of potato chips

Someone that is sleek, styling, and really, really greasy.

I don't like non-ruffled chips!

by Zach G. January 16, 2004

Big Mac Daddy

A pimp with clogged arteries.
(Big Mac + Mac Daddy)

Hey, ladies, whats sha- Ahh! My chest is ripping apart!!! Help!!

by Zach G. January 15, 2004

North Jersey

The more advanced side of New Jersey, and the side that is more influenced by New York. In North Jersey, the Yankees/Mets, Knicks/Nets, & Devils/Rangers/Islanders get more press then in South Jersey (We're not all Yankee fans, FYI). Also, there is a stereotype that we all have New York Accents, which is wrong. Most of us don't have an accent at all, and those that do live VERY close to New York.

There are Diners everywhere, true, but New Jersey is the Diner state, so that can't really be blamed on North NJ.

In North Jersey:

- We read the Star Ledger, not the Asbury Park Press.
- We use SPRINKLES, not Jimmies.
- We eat SUBS, not Hoagies.
- Channel 4 is NBC. Not 3.
- None of us have any f*cking idea what a Wawa is.
- We really don't give a shit how the Phillies do.
- Atlantic City isn't sentimental to us.

(These views are mine, not yours)

by Zach G. December 24, 2004

butter da

A butter flavored drink that is for automotive use only.

*Butter Da is noh hush a bush push leopold.

by Zach G. January 24, 2004

Florida

Land of many old people.

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT???Whadyahsay, sonny?

by Zach G. October 28, 2003

Space Monkey

A song by John Prine.

Space monkey, space monkey, what'd you doing up there? It's dark up as a dungeon way up in the air.

by Zach G. November 15, 2003

Ernest Goes To Jail

A criitical failure in movie history.

"The movie is over."
"Oh really? How'd it do?"
"Exit polls resulted that is was equal to Ernest Goes to Jail."
"Oh really? Send them my Congratulations."
"Dave, Ernest Goes To Jail was a critical failure."
"No way! That movie rocked!"
"Dave..."
"OK, send them my condolences."

by Zach G. December 6, 2003