Zach's definitions

Bubbleboner

1.One who fucks goats in the ass while licking his little sister's pussy
2.A guitar that is plugged into someone's anal opening
3.Salvador Caputa

"When I grow up, I wanna be a bubbleboner, mommy."

by Zach May 26, 2004

beastyness

Having to do with being beasty, or awesome.

Dude, that slam dunk was such beastyness!

by Zach October 15, 2003

diatch

A mix between a dike and a biatch. Call your mother one today!

Stop being such a Diatch mom!

by Zach August 4, 2004

prairie chicken

to display ones scrotum (aka teabag) through the zipper of his heans letting the ballsac drop out of the pants.

by Zach September 23, 2003

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007

twist

a girlfriend.

Hey, how bout us and our twists go party and drink some bub.

by zach June 17, 2003

taint sweat

The moisture that forms on your taint. It is a combination of asscrack sweat and genetailia/pube sweat. It is by far the worst smelling sent your body can produce.

Matt threatened to smear his taint sweat in Zach's face. What Matt didnt realize is that this secretly turned Zach on.

by zach April 21, 2006