YourfriendlyneighborhoodJanet's definitions

BFP

BFP stands for Big Floppy Penis
Big Floppy Penis's can happen on strange people and ugly ex girlfriends
BFP should not be confused with a large penis because BFP is nothing to be proud of

Whoa, your girlfriend has a BFP
Ha! Talk about a BFP!

by YourfriendlyneighborhoodJanet June 3, 2010

Noorian Shock

a state of mind left behind by a Noorian where you will constantly look over your shoulder, hold your belongings closer to yourself and tighter, watch your sides more, be on the lookout for projectiles, and constantly remind yourself of your heterosexuality

the noorian left a shit in my head so im in noorian shock, he got my sides and now im paranoid in a noorian shock

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010

Noorian

a sneaky basterd who shall get inside your head, screw with it and leave a huge shit in their before he leaves. He/she will mess with you till you are in a constant state of Noorian shock.

omg its a noorian! pretend were not here. DAMN IT the noorian got me!

by yourfriendlyneighborhoodjanet September 29, 2010