Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Your mums gooch

Wales

It’s just a shit Monaco, principality with no tax benefits or nice weather just sheep and a mediocre rugby team

Went to wales last week for the racing it’s no Monaco though , no one has heard of the Caerphilly Grand Prix

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Politics that is full of bollocks hence the name bollitics the synonym for this is politics because they all talk bollocks

The Brexit referendum was a campaign ran on bollitics. Led by bolliticians

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A gentleman who has an attraction to extra mature ladies. These gentleman are also known as biddy fiddlers.

“That Mary Berry is a bit of alright ain’t she Alfie? I wouldn’t mind her lady finger, I can tell you” said Andy.

“You’re a fucking nance Andy”.

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