Priest

The man who gets a boner over anything and put a hole in the butt of the plastic baby Jesus.

Priest are terrible elementary teachers.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Dictionary

You just looked up the definition of dictionary cause your probably some smart ass kid.

I am going to shove a dictionary up your ass cause you looked up this word.

by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Abused

Joseph Stalin's kids.

Urban Dictionary abused most of it's definitions

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Trumped

The word you use when you absolutely destroy someone in any competition.

Senior: GET TRUMPED IN FOOTBALL KID
3 yro: I trumped your mom last night

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Deez

Never reply to this word with what

Kid: Hi Im Deez
Kid 2: Deez What?
Kid: Deez NUTZ

by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021

RUSSIAN ROULETTE

A fun game. You spin a vodka bottle and whatever russian it lands gets kidz. Available for all ages. Vladmir Putin approved this game.

Russian Roulette is a rage quit game.

by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021