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Definitions by Your mom's perfume

Not school
My teachers think school is fun lel.
Fun by Your mom's perfume May 24, 2021
You wish you could swallow as much as my girlfriend does.
U CANT SWALLOW KID

Sup Dude 

The word you say to great your gangsta buddies. The gang version means lets meet up and bang someone. The version you say to someone else means I want to bang you.
WOMAN: HELLO
Dude: Sup Dude

RUSSIAN ROULETTE 

A fun game. You spin a vodka bottle and whatever russian it lands gets kidz. Available for all ages. Vladmir Putin approved this game.
COCA COLA BUT SPELLED DIFFERENT. YOU CAN SNORT THIS COCA COLA.
Uncle with van: Hope in the van and I will give you cocaine kid.
Kid: What's cocaine?
Uncle: Coca Cola

Dictionary 

You just looked up the definition of dictionary cause your probably some smart ass kid.
I am going to shove a dictionary up your ass cause you looked up this word.
Never reply to this word with what
Kid: Hi Im Deez
Kid 2: Deez What?
Kid: Deez NUTZ
Deez by Your mom's perfume May 20, 2021