Definitions by Your average microwave

Cara

Cara is annoying brat that you never want to play with. She thinks she is cool but she is wrong. Don't hang around with Cara.

Guy 1: Bro, Cara is so dumb
Guy 2: Yeah I’m gay because of her
Guy 1: what?

Cara by Your average microwave April 13, 2022

Hard penis 

When a man sees something attractive

Example:
Anything that involves women + r34

Bro I had a hard penis when watching a sextape

Hard penis by Your average microwave March 17, 2022