Your Mom's Gay's definitions

Dickgest

When you digest any type of dick.

Oh look, he just dickgested a dog.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Whipped Cream

When you whip a busted nut.

After a fateful evening in bed with my unknown gender companion, I whipped cream and it splashed literally everywhere.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Pot Head

When you behead someone and then replace their head with a pot of your choice thus creating a pot head and eliminating at least one person from this infinite universe.

You pot head.

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Wank My Schmeat

When you are in a hurry to get to your grandmother's funeral and you have to quickly bust one out in the Loaf-n-Jug stall whilst one other man is next to you in the urinal enjoying the sweet harmony of your grunts and wheezes.

Oh no! It's my grandma's funeral! I better wank my schmeat to replace the whipped cream on the pie for later!

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Sooch

A misunderstanding of smooch.

I love you. Sooch?

by Your Mom's Gay February 2, 2019

Brat

anyone who disagrees with my obviously superior opinion

My mom is a brat

by Your Mom's Gay August 3, 2019

Brodie

An absolute MEGA FAG with no athletic ability and drives a Honda or a Prius and has the most disturbing hair line and usually wears Asics or new balance shoes

Brodie wanna go cop a new pair or new balances?
Brodie is that your car or is it that other retards

by Your mom's gay December 16, 2019