Your Dude 67's definitions
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021
Get the Fart Numbermug. When you are on a date with someone you like and suddenly you or your date farts and silent or loud could possibly ruin the date
Example 1
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
Marco: I was on a date with Emily, the cutest girl in school, but suddenly I ruined it with a Date Fart and she ended the date right then and there
Paul: Dang dude
Example 2
Martha: So How was your date with Kelly go
Charles: It was going well then she ended Date Farting
Martha: What’d ya do
Charles: She was embarrassed but I told told her it was fine and that I was even impressed by how long it lasted. We’re going on another date tomorrow
Martha: Wow
by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021
Get the Date Fartmug. When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl
Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out
Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome
Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts
Julia: Maybe you need to fart
Rochelle: I don’t fart
Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*
Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine
Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple
Rochelle: Oh
Micheal: Dude! Check this out
Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome
Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts
Julia: Maybe you need to fart
Rochelle: I don’t fart
Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*
Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine
Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple
Rochelle: Oh
by Your Dude 67 January 20, 2021
Get the Ripple Fartmug.