Public Farter

A person who farts publicly usually without shame

Harold: *Fart*

Cassi: Eww Harold, why would you fart in public. Now everyone is looking

Jack: B/c he’s a a Public Farter

Harold: Dudes right, better to let it rip than to hold it in

by Your Dude 67 January 26, 2021

Fart Number

A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period

Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today

David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday

David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number

David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24

by Your Dude 67 January 21, 2021

Ripple Fart

When you release such a powerful fart that it causes visual ripples to appear in your underwear, or skirt if your a girl

Example 1
Micheal: Dude! Check this out

Tim: What dude.
Micheal: *Points butt out and causes a fart to ripple in his underwear*
Tim: Wow dude. That was awesome

Example 2
Rochelle: Girl, my stomach hurts

Julia: Maybe you need to fart

Rochelle: I don’t fart

Rochelle: *Fart ripples her skirt*

Julia: I think you just did a Ripple Fart
Rochelle: No I didn’t, my panties are fine

Julia: No, a ripple Fart is when your fart causes you pants to ripple

Rochelle: Oh

by Your Dude 67 January 20, 2021