noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.
Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom
Person 2: I betta watch myself!
noun: one who cannot keep onesself from displaying his/her butt crack in public.
Person 1: Did you see Julia today?
Person 2: Yeah, but I stay away from crack addicts.