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noun: a person who takes the urinal next to you when thiers multiple urinals to choose from.
Person 1: Dude, theres alot of urinal cuddlers in that bathroom

Person 2: I betta watch myself!
by Young brendan/brandon October 20, 2008

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noun: one who cannot keep onesself from displaying his/her butt crack in public.
Person 1: Did you see Julia today?

Person 2: Yeah, but I stay away from crack addicts.
by Young brendan/brandon October 20, 2008

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