Definitions by Young Mr T

Deadman's Dutch Rudder 

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.

The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.

Deadman's Dutch Rudder by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

The Dutch Iron 

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

The Dutch Iron by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Momosexual 

A lover of all things meat

That momosexual ate the brisket like it was a piece of cake.

Momosexual by Young Mr T July 24, 2016