The Dutch Iron

When your ironing is at such a pathetic standard that you must hold the iron and your mother holds and moves your arm in an effective ironing pattern.

How embarrassing it was that Marcus had to have The Dutch Iron performed on him by his own mother.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Deadman's Dutch Rudder

When the recipient of a hand transplant masturbates.

The poor deceased never imagined his hands would be used to perform the Deadman's Dutch Rudder.

by Young Mr T July 27, 2016

Momosexual

A lover of all things meat

That momosexual ate the brisket like it was a piece of cake.

by Young Mr T July 24, 2016