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Subaru Outback

Throw 10k at it and you'll have yourself a very capable touring vehicle.

Subaru Outback, best thing on 4 wheels

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Drakes Supermarkets

Not IGA

Drakes Supermarketsisn't fucking IGA dickhead!

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Bunnings Warehouse

You want litterly fucking anything? You can buy it here. On the off chance that they don't sell what you want, you can buy the shit to make it here.

Mate, did you know that the sell ride on mowers at Bunnings Warehouse?

Yeah, course I did. They sell fucking everything.

by You've been chopped. March 5, 2020

never taken off road

What you write in the Facebook marketplace ad for your clapped out piece of shit patrol that overheated on Fraser twice and got launched off gunshot so hard both the axels look life leaf springs.

Yeah mate she looks petty average but how many tracks has she been down?
Nah mate never flogged never taken off road old lady drove it twice weekly to the shops and bingo.
Sure sure mate so why's it need four low just to pull outta the driveway?

by You've been chopped. November 19, 2021

Flex

What a 79 series can't do

Person 1: Mate have a go at that 79
Person 2: It's a crime to even call it a 4x4 the things got less flex than a Datsun 1200

by You've been chopped. September 10, 2021

Bundy Rum

God's elixir, the true meaning of life, a representation of everything right in the world.

Guaranteed to get you fucked up in half an hour or your money back.

9/10 hospital emergency departments recommend for an overnight stay.

Person 1: Johnno got pretty smashed last night on the ol' domestic violence in a bottle
Person 2: yeah nah righto what happened to him?
Person 1: Got his stomach pumped at Emergency aye.
Person 2: Bloody hell the Bundy Rum probably tanned the inside of him aye.

by You've been chopped. August 15, 2021