Definitions by Yippee ki yay

Kixey 

The act of masturbation to star wars memorabilia.

I bought some star wars figures yesterday, got all kixey over those bad boys

Kixey by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

Splutz

When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.

I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz

Splutz by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

Kirkold 

A person that doesnt engage in sexual activities but prefers to get off listening to others.

Cuckolds watch, Kirkolds listen

My ex was a Kirkold, while i had sex with other men, he'd masturbate in the room next door listening.

Kirkold by Yippee ki yay February 14, 2020