Kixey

The act of masturbation to star wars memorabilia.

I bought some star wars figures yesterday, got all kixey over those bad boys

by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

Splutz

When a male cums, but rather than squirting, it only trickles and splutters out unenthusiastically.

I had sex with Dan last night, it was such an anti climax, it end with a splutz

by Yippee ki yay February 16, 2020

Kirkold

A person that doesnt engage in sexual activities but prefers to get off listening to others.

Cuckolds watch, Kirkolds listen

My ex was a Kirkold, while i had sex with other men, he'd masturbate in the room next door listening.

by Yippee ki yay February 14, 2020