Definitions by Yermy Battled Warter

russian daddy 

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

russian daddy by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019

Perfect-guy-bmw 

The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.

Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied

Perfect-guy-bmw by Yermy Battled Warter July 1, 2019

lmfaobnirlbtmh 

Laughing my fucking ass off but not in real life because that might hurt

Guy: Oh damn I stabbed my toe
Girl: lmfaobnirlbtmh
Guy: fk off

lmfaobnirlbtmh by Yermy Battled Warter October 27, 2018

@rtwork 

When someone makes something that is pure and utter art that you have no words for it.

I spent hours making this @rtwork!!

@rtwork by Yermy Battled Warter November 28, 2017

i hope you step on lego 

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

i hope you step on lego by Yermy Battled Warter October 1, 2017

national tiles 

a tile store in Australia with what is perhaps the most obnoxious radio advert. Every time you hear the words "hello frank walker from national tiiiiiles" you want to smash your radio

I was at National Tiles and then some idiot started belting out the advert

national tiles by Yermy Battled Warter August 27, 2017

juliar gillard

The nickname for the much hated Julia Gillard

I might be a bad person but at least I'm not Juliar Gillard!

juliar gillard by Yermy Battled Warter August 27, 2017