Yermy Battled Warter's definitions

russian daddy

The sexiest man on earth. Wants you to be his "leetle girl" and asks you to be his CUMSLUT!

Slice: Hello russian daddy
Russian Daddy: LEETLE GIRL

by Yermy Battled Warter November 23, 2019

Make America Grate Again

A campaign slogan for a team planning to ban shredded cheese and MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN!

I might be crazy, but I wanna Make America Grate Again.

by Yermy Battled Warter December 26, 2016

Perfect-guy-bmw

The ultimate perfect guy. Might ignore your messages and tell you to "FUCK OFF!", but you love him anyway.

Narnia: Perfect-guy-bmw still hasn't replied

by Yermy Battled Warter July 1, 2019

nexflixing

The act of watching an entire Nextflix show in one sitting

Nexflixing is just another word for being antisocial

by Yermy Battled Warter December 29, 2016

buffering adverts

The worst invention ever

Person 1: I can deal with the adverts
I can deal with the buffering
But when the adverts buffer
I suffer
Person 2: Yeah I hate Buffering Adverts too!

by Yermy Battled Warter January 3, 2017

Burp-A-Thon

A form of competition which many people participate in which is seen as disgusting to the outside world, which is why it is normally done in private alleyways where burps can be heard from kilometers away.

Sam: Hey Joy wanna go to the Burp-A-Thon with me?
Joy: No way you gross man!!

by Yermy Battled Warter November 6, 2016

i hope you step on lego

When you hate someone so much you hope they experience pure agony

Girl 1: Omg i cant believe you cheated on me he deserves the worst to happen
boyfriend: Sorry babe
Girl 2: Yeah I hope you step on lego
Girl 1: Ouch that's pretty cruel, maybe not that bad

by Yermy Battled Warter October 1, 2017