12 definitions by Yep Nope

Got to three

What someone says after biting into their Tootsie pop, inspired from the old commercial.

Poorly drawn boy: Mr. Owl, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?
Owl: Let's find out, one...a-two-hooo....three (crunch), three.
Anonymous voice: How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop? The world may never know....

Dude: How many?
Bub: Don't know, got to three.
Dude: Aw, who cares, let's get wasted.

by Yep Nope September 19, 2005

Shit

AOL Explorer, Walmart Connect, and various other web browsers that are exactly the same.

Also, for AOL and WM Connect, see crap, worthless, doesn't work, too many insults to describe it.

Poo man: I'll be right back, got to take a AOL-style shit.

by Yep Nope September 12, 2005

Philosopher's stone

A mythical stone which alchemy practically revolves around. It was desired by a lot of entrepreneurs (see suckers) in the dark ages because of its promise to turn ordinary materials like coal into gold. Naturally, all of those who sought the stone practiced alchemy, and not surprisingly they came up empty-handed.

A Philosopher's stone would be awesome to have, if only it existed in the first place.
Don't waste your life searching for a Philosopher's stone.
(i.e. you're chasing nothing)

by Yep Nope September 7, 2005

Reagan Smash

One of the best Family Guy skits.

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, (starts punching a brick wall) Reagan smash, Reagan smash.
Female worker at Mcdonald's: What's that?
Male worker at Mcdonald's: Oh, that's just Mr. Reagan.
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleep, Reagan sleep.

by Yep Nope September 12, 2005

my ass

Derogatory insult towards another.
A fun place that girls love to go.

Mike: I'm way better than you at everything.
John: My ass, we are imaginary, so niether of us is the better one.

Girl: Oh, it's like a carnival down here.

by Yep Nope September 12, 2005