The Closet

A magical world where noone is faithful to their partners, everyone carries a gun and R Kelly narrates every action anyone does.

He looks at the closet, I pull out my beretta. He walks up to the closet, get closer to the closet, now he’s at the closet, damn he’s opening the closet…

by Yaziyo March 05, 2008

big nick

A smelly person, also see minifoot

Zomg!!! u smell like big nick!

by Yaziyo May 02, 2005

oh dears

Similar to oh noes but is better in some situations, good to be used in reply to oh noes.

"Oh noes, my pubes got stuck to my girlfriends tongue-ring"
"Oh dears"

by Yaziyo May 04, 2006

minifoot

A smelly person who smells like smelly people smell.

"Minifoot smells like hoi w/o glasses"

by Yaziyo April 28, 2005

Wiki Vandalism

What high school students have had to resort to in computer lessons when the school filter blocks all the game sites.

Bob: Hey I found a games site that isn't blocked!

Fred: Fuck that, I'm changing the Wikipedia article on some guy called John Brooke-Little. He's now the Soggy Sayo champion of the world.

John: Yeah, no-one playes games nemore, it's all about Wiki Vandalism now.

by Yaziyo April 05, 2008

jonpap

The 1337est of 1337 people

Person 1: Can Jon Pap?
Person 2: Errer

by Yaziyo May 02, 2005

UrbanDictionary Essay

Occuring usually in a contraversial subject in Urbandictionary (eg Palestine, Emo etc.). After a few pages with entries such as "its gay" and "no it ISNT gay", someone who takes his urbandictionary shit seriously comes up and writes a huge-ass essay on the issue. Except noone really gives a fuck, so any readers read the first sentence, thumb up/down and read on.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=scene&defid=1449447 -an UrbanDictionary essay by some upset emo kid. Of course, I probably wouldn't call him this if I had read his essay, but again, noone gives a fuck.

by Yaziyo October 18, 2008