Chicken Burger

To smear the bum - cheeks and anus on to the face of another person.
"She wanted full custody of the children, so I did a chicken burger to her."
by Yak Daddy December 24, 2012
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Scotch Egg

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.
"I scotch egged her"
by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012
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Muggis

The act of smothering the face of a sexual partner with the scrotum.
"I did an Arabian Blindfold on her, actually, it was a Muggis, it was too clumsy to be an Arabian Blindfold."
by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012
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