Definitions by Yak Daddy

Chicken Burger 

To smear the bum - cheeks and anus on to the face of another person.

"She wanted full custody of the children, so I did a chicken burger to her."

Chicken Burger by Yak Daddy December 24, 2012

Scotch Egg 

The act of wrapping the scrotum (requires impossibly large scrotum), around the head of a sexual partner.

"I scotch egged her"

Scotch Egg by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012

Muggis 

The act of smothering the face of a sexual partner with the scrotum.

"I did an Arabian Blindfold on her, actually, it was a Muggis, it was too clumsy to be an Arabian Blindfold."

Muggis by Yak Daddy March 12, 2012